WASHINGTON—Standing before members of the White House Press Corps Wednesday afternoon as aides lowered a bunch of grapes into his mouth, President Obama encouraged everyone gathered in the West Wing briefing room to abandon their inhibitions and revel in a wild, drunken orgy.
Из The Onion, разумеется. Иллюстрация там так себе, к сожалению.
Mirrored from Gears and Springs.

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Date: 2013-05-23 04:21 pm (UTC)"Why don’t we do it in the road? as the Beatles put it. Well, perhaps because you’re not dogs; perhaps because a school bus is due along in a few minutes. For some people of a particular generation, sex is the only sacrament they have [выделено мной - eta_ta], but it’s anything but holy. It’s hot short and loud, like a rest-room hand-drier you turn on by hitting the button with the side of your fist. This has been going on for forty years, but they still act as if the Eisenhower Shock Troops will burst in and arrest them for talking about recreational sex. If they have a church, it has Lenny Bruce as St. Sebastian, pierced by a dozen hypodermic needles. He died for our sins. And what were our sins? That nagging sense of shame at finding a Playboy in daddy's sock drawer, I guess. "
Я помню, тот его пост нажал на больное у многих комментаторов, где-то в архивах 2Blowhards, наверное, можно найти отголоски бури; кто-то тогда правильно заметил, что единственная свобода, которую нам согласны оставить леваки, это свобода беспорядочного секса